First two weeks of the school year:I wear the cutest outfits in my closet.
Last two weeks of the school year:You're lucky if I decide to do my hair in the morning.
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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